Milker

Milker 

Scott Breminald, a Gooseville milkman and former resident of Paws was found dead in his apartment. The autopsy report shows the cause of death as a gasoline poisoning. The fourteen ounces of gasoline pulled from the milkman’s stomach was enough to clear the exam room for two hours. The Gooseville police suspected the moo juice pusher of tampering with the delivered goods for years, but without solid proof Breminald was never charged. Residents say he will be remembered for his rosy quote and unique smile. 

“Drink all your milk. It’s good for you.”   

     

 The Milkman, Scott Breminald was a product of Paws and a part time dog breeder. Scott used his talent of charm to convince the city of Gooseville into giving him the job and title of milkman. Once the loathsome individual seeped deep enough into the community, he began a sick game of swapping half their fresh milk with dog urine and bath water. Scotty the milk trained both his German Shepards to let their yellow streams pour into the tub after his weekly me time. The looted milk was stored in separate containers and shipped to the town of Paws. The whispers from Paws say Scott Breminald was sleepwalking when he guzzled gas and others murmur the local witch made him do it.